My character!

Name: Long Johnson
Race: Roegadyn
Gender: Male
Orientation: Flaming Homosexual

Runs a sex store in the Eorzea.
Loves to party hardy with the little people.
Also likes being choked while being called suzy.
Sometimes awakes in trees completely naked after a long night.

Thats all I've got, tell me what you think.
I think its better than Golden's...